The Wonderfull World Of Statistics

* Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
* All polar bears are left-handed
* If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear
* 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles
* 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles
* Work stuffs up your eyesight
* All dogs are animals
* All cats are animals
* Therefore, all dogs are cats
* A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
* Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
* Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant

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