Room At The Top

The hotel clerk was getting a trifle weary. "Look, soldier, I've told you eight times already - we don't have any rooms left. We're full up!" private Quiggle was persistent.
"If Secretary of Defense came in, would you have room for him?"
"Why, of course!" exclaimed the clerk.
"Well," said Quiggle, "let me have his room - he's not coming."

Rating: 5/10