Proof: Girls Are Good

First we state that girls require time and money :-
Girls = Time x Money
And we know that time is money :-
Time = Money
Therefore :-
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = (Money)^2
And because 'money is the root of all evil'
Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
But evil is negative, and hence
(Evil)^1/2=i(|Evil|)^1/2
Multiplying the two imaginaries gives -Evil, which is of course GOOD!

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