Panties

Bill Clinton was walking around the White House with a pair of ladies panties on his arm. Everyone was looking at him and wondering what he was up to but didn't want to ask - career limiting move and all that...
After about an hour one young Press Secretary got brave enough to ask him what he was doing with a pair of ladies panties on his arm. Clinton replied, "It's a patch.... I'm trying to quit."

Rating: 6/10