Old Mathematicians

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
Old mathematicians never die, they tend to zero.
Old mathematicians never die...they just become angles.
I have always been told that old statisticians do not fade away, but rather are "broken down by age and sex".
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose their functions.
Old mathematicians never die - they just decay
Old mathematicians never die....they just become irrational.

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