Long Happy Life

A woman walked up to a little wrinkled up man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look", she said. "What's your secret for a happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat lots of fatty foods, and never ever take any exercise."
"That's amazing, "the woman said. "Exactly how old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.

Rating: 6/10