Downside To Happy Hour

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
-Your job is interfering with your drinking.
-Youre doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
-Career won't progress beyond the court.
-You sincerely believe alcohol to be to elusive 5th food group.
-Two hands and just one mouth - becoming a huge problem.
-You can focus better with one eye closed.
-The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
-You fall off the floor...
-Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger! Screw dinner!
- At AA meetings you begin with: "Hi, my name is ...uh ...".
-Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm
- Roseanne looks good.
- That damn pink elephant followed you home again.

Rating: 5/10