Army Of The Lord

A friend was in front of me while coming out of church one day. The preacher was standing at the door as usual, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, You need to join the Army of the Lord! My friend replied, Iím already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.
Pastor questioned, How come I donít see you except at Christmas and Easter?
He whispered back, Iím in the secret service.

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